hourglass

it's a fragile hour
they used to use it back in the day to tell time and shit

past individual:hey bro whats the time
past human:lemme check the hourglass
past human: it's hourglass turn number 15
past individual: oh ok

by i know about pps March 29, 2022

Hourglass Head

Hourglass Head refers to the phenomenon in which someone’s head shape is warped by thick glasses. The thicker the glasses the stronger the Hourglass Effect.

Honorable mention: Braces make the hourglass effect even stronger since it adds more depth to it.

Omg. Look at Dariana’s hourglass head, it’s so big and voluptuous and his braces make it look even bigger!

by Dariana’s Hourglass Head September 7, 2025

Eskimo Hourglass

The act of engaging in penetration of the vaginal cavity or anus with a large icicle attempting to achieve completion before the melting of said icicle. It is important to note the desperation of the act.

Man I was fighting for my life attempting to complete the Eskimo Hourglass.

by Ogmudthug January 10, 2026

Hourglass

I feel like I'm pounding on a big door
No one can hear me knocking,
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling
The hourglass has no more grains of sand,
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The crew have abandoned ship
The lights are on but now one is in
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse allthelightsareon
Andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling on a telephone
No one can hear the ringing,
I feel like I'm running up a steep hill
No one can stop me from running
The hourglass has no more grains of sand
My watch has stopped no more turning hands
The little hand shakes it's fist
The face is hanging out on a spring
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareon andtheblindsaredown

The hourglass has no more grains of sand,
Little red grains of sand
My watch has stopped now more turning hands
Little green neon hands
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
Takeittothebridge throwitoverboard
Seeifitcanswim backuptotheshore
Noonesinthehouse everyoneisout
Allthelightsareonandtheblindsaredown
I feel like I'm calling back to the shore
No one can hear me calling
I feel like I'm falling flat to the floor
No one can catch me from falling

by Death Menace February 16, 2023