The catastrophic drop in the value of the average modern woman as a long-term partner due to the skyrocketing supply of thirst traps, emotional damage, delusion, and digital attention-seeking.
Think inflation, but instead of milk and gas going up, it’s body counts, BBLs, and expectations—while effort, loyalty, and self-awareness hit recession levels.
Think inflation, but instead of milk and gas going up, it’s body counts, BBLs, and expectations—while effort, loyalty, and self-awareness hit recession levels.
“This ain’t dating anymore, it’s hoeflation. Girls with $30 lashes, $5 morals, and $0 loyalty out here demanding a man who’s 6’3”, makes six figures, and heals their trauma like a licensed therapist.
by shores June 29, 2025
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Gents, treat her from a distance and she'll run after you like a puppy in love
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