Hanukkah Blunt

When the blunt you’re chiefing lasts way longer than you think it was going to. That’s when you got yourself a Hanukkah blunt. Just like how the ancient Jews got 8 days of lamp light from 1 day of oil.

Person 1: Can you pass that back?
Person 2: Yeah man, this is a Hanukkah blunt, shit’s still pretty fat.

by Selaney June 7, 2022

Hanukkah story

So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
Quote:

Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"

by US-IL December 25, 2024

The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah

“The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah” is a sex act where a person dresses up as the Mandalorian and shoves nine dildos up another persons ass.

“Oh man I had a great night, I gave Jessica “The Mandalorian’s Hanukkah!”

by KevinJamesLuvr69 April 28, 2025

Happy Hanukkah

The art of a man taking of all his clothes and shoving a candle up his urethra.
After these two actions have been completed he will hold onto a ceilings chandelier then light the candle and start swinging around whilst shouting HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH over and over again until the fire goes out or he falls.

Dad:Hey son what are you doing?
Son:HAPPY HANUKKAH HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!!
Dad: wow son Im so proud (a white tear slides down his leg)

by Yovanisgoyslop February 11, 2026