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Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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Most epic awesome intelligent guy. *Fortnite default dance*
Look at that retarded Haakon guy over there. what a faggot
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Rusty Hadron Collider

When one person defecates into another persons waiting anus. Thus leaving one person with two logs of feces iside their anus and colon.
Hey man can you spread and prep your anus i want to do a Rusty Hadron Collider with you
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havron

lowlife, derelict person. Usually a dirty drug addict/dealer who hangs out on the street.
There was some havron passed out on my steps this morning.
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Haron Brown

Haron Brown is a very tall 6 ft 4 black man who has lots of friends and never does wrong. He is the most truthful person you'll ever meet in school. There is nothing he can't achieve.
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Haakon

Haakon is the type who thinks he is always right, also called insistent. He is a horny boy who longs for a fuck with "the chicks" as he calls it. People named Haakon are very aggressive and hard when it comes to cuddling, especially with Helena. He bites and chews the woman when he sexually harasses her.
That dude is eating her.
Yea.. he is a Haakon
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