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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
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National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
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Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo

The treaty signed in 1848 that brought an end to the Mexican American War. This treaty liquidated the Mexican Empire, which was forced to give up 60% of its territory.

Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.

British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.

Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.

Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.

Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.

Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.

America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.
The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo took down the Mexican Empire. Mexico later refused terms of the treaty and took up arms again, which ended the French and American spheres of influence over Mexico, recognized full Mexican sovereignty over Yucatan, and revoked all limitations on the Mexican military. The second treaty restored Mexican territorial integrity, whilst still leaving Central America dominated by the British and Americans.
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Guadeloupe

Most incredible and insane place to be born on earth. Small island in the middle of the caribean this only lucky human being blessed by the divinity has the chance to be borned there.
Dream beaches, volcano, mountains, forest, river, waterfall, reefs is what you see everyday.
Don't even think of what you eat! Tasty, spicy, yummy - several dishes as dombré et crevettes , migan, court-bouillon, columbo and the famous BOKIT! will make you feel in heaven.
And last but not the least Guadeloupeans are probably by far one of most beautiful people on earth. Descendant of native arawak mix with african, french, spanish and indian give you the perfect human living. You need sunglasses to watch them as they shining too much.
After life you go in Paradise and after Paradise you go in Guadeloupe
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gagalupe

A term La Coacha made in reference to Lady Gaga's song Alejandro. It puts the word Gaga and Guadalupe together. It implies that Lady Gaga is worshiped in the same manner that Jesus's mother Guadalupe is worshiped.
I love her music! I worship Gagalupe!
by da hyna vagina December 11, 2011
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guadaloupe

Guadaloupe is a complement or an Insult it means you are the favourite person in the friend group or the most hated person in the universe, my brother calls me this everyday.
George: Here comes Guadaloupe
Mason: What’s a Guadaloupe?
George: It means the most annoying person or the best person
Mason: Definetly the most hatable he’s so annoying
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Guadalupana

ándele pues Guadalupana .

hurry up big booty, it’s a nickname 😫.
by i’m single lol March 2, 2021
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