Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 6, 2023

Grommet

A person who is extremely dirty or repulsive.

Yuck, have a look at yourself, you’re an absolute grommet!

by This_cunt_that_cunt October 19, 2022