The Grand Canyon

The act of pissing between ones butt cheeks, creating the visual of the Grand Canyon.

“Tonight, Martha and I are going to go make the Grand Canyon”

“Sheila and I cant make the Grand Canyon because she’s too flat”

by Cakeman June 14, 2020

Grand canyoned

The way that Robert Wesley jones destroyed Sophie’s pussy.

Reggie grand canyoned that pussy last night

by Queefmister October 17, 2022

Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.

That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Texan Grand Canyon

The act of putting Texas Roadhouse butter along someone’s asscrack and licking it off.

“My girl and I hit the Texan Grand Canyon last night, that shit was gas fire flames”

by The J1gg1er October 29, 2025