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Look it up on Google 

The term "Look it up on Google" is commonly used by people who:
Are too lazy to actually help
Don't know the answer to A COMPLETELY OPTIONAL POST
And/or DON'T GIVE 2 SHITS IF YOU CAN FIND IT ON GOOGLE!

Overall, it's an asshole term in ANY situation, and you should be burning in the deepest parts of hell if you fucking use it.
911 dispatcher: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy: My dad is having a heart attack! What should I do?
911 dispatcher: Look it up on Google.
*911 dispatcher hangs up*

Google-itis 

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
Google-itis by ammorningstar April 21, 2009

Google-itis 

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.
Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.
Google-itis by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009