a weird dinosaur fish thing that shoots blue potato salad breath or something. he has a friend or maybe enemy? that is a giant monkey. the monkeys name is king kong. king kong has a toothbrush axe thing. but godzilla doesn't have a weapon. but tbh he doesn't deserve one. neither does king kong for that matter. and then there meckagodzilla he's also a piece of crap. he's the villain. or maybe a butt scratcher. probably a butt scratcher.
timothy: Hey have you seen that new godzilla movie?
dan: you mean the crappy one?
tom: dan, there all crappy
timothy: NO THERE NOT
Dan: they are
tom: its true
timothy: ik nobody in the right mind likes godzilla i got paid $100 to say all that