glyphenheimer to some, coldest apex player in the game, aura levels unbeknownst to most men, has mastered every skill and apex character aside from horizon
“the glyph just 1v3d!”
“erm… i guess you could say he just glyphed!”
“no moron! glyphing is when he rages!”
“erm… i guess you could say he just glyphed!”
“no moron! glyphing is when he rages!”
by glyph lover <3 May 6, 2024
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Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.
Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.
There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.
Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.
There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.
Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.
Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.
Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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