Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless

"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"

by Arieo July 14, 2025

Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.

Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."

by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024