Aerobic Gymnastics

An intense sport involving strength, flexibility, talent and co-ordination amongst other things.

Fans of the sport include, the Senior Boys Basketball Team, 1st 11 Rugby Team and various other males who stop to watch trainings.

Guy 1-"dayum did you see those aerobics chicks sitting in the splits in a circle?"

Guy 2-"yeah! i watched for over an hour til they shut the curtains. far they're hot!"

Sportless Girls-"fark those aerobics chicks are toned, lets join the Aerobic Gymnastics team"

by dalewhat? August 19, 2008

mattress gymnastics

Performing elaborate sex acts in bed, usually involving some degree of flexibility.

Question: "How did Kevin pull his hammy?" Response: "He and Marien engaged in a round of mattress gymnastics last night."

by Capistrello February 17, 2009

Swan Gymnastics

Swan Academy was set up to create more opportunities for children and young people to take part in gymnastics as a hobby in Stevenage. We offer a general gymnastics program where skills are taught in a fun and progressive way, with activities that can be simplified for beginners or made more challenging for those more advanced. We currently are registered to teach Women’s & Men Artistic Gymnastics, Adult Gymnastics, Recreational Gymnastics & Pre-School Gymnastics. The club was founded by Svetlana Lebedinskaya a former gymnast for USSR from age 8. Svetlana has had over 42 years in gymnastics as being both a gymnast and coach around the world. We are a club based in Stevenage, Hertfordshire that hopes to see you very soon!

Swan Gymnastics

by Swan gymnastics October 27, 2020

mental gymnastics

a miraculous mental process of weaving intricate threads of reasoning in complex, tangential, and often contradictory ways to give the mental gymnast the illusion that they has resolved the cognitive dissonance stemming from objective facts debunking their firmly held beliefs, thereby allowing the mental gymnast to continue on with life still holding onto the flawed beliefs while still acknowledging the objective facts.

Person1: God is the creator of EVERYTHING, all knowing, all good, and present in all things everywhere at all times.

Person2: So then if people are evil, then at least one of those divine attributes must be false.

Person1: No, because of the concept of freewill.

Person2: Dude, now that there is some MENTAL GYMNASTICS.

by zerO_One March 15, 2017

mental gymnastics

The mental ability to distort the truth even in the face of overwhelming facts

When presented with factual data that President Obama is an American and not a Muslim, the Trump supporters performed all sorts of mental gymnastics to deny the truth.

by deenw September 19, 2016

jaw gymnastics

verbals for your mind yall.

rufas has been blastin yo ass wit his wicked awesome jaw gymnastics

by 5-FOX October 1, 2008

Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics)

Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.

Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.

Man Acro(Acrobatic Gymnastics) is the best sport ever!
IKR! But no one knows it exists!

by Gofol December 17, 2018