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Chocolate Wall Grenade

When you have the urgent need to defecate and you head for the nearest building to find a restroom but when you attempt to enter you find that the doors are locked. At this point you have approximately 3 seconds until fecal explosion, so your survival instincts kick in and you run to the nearest unexposed wall and blast a big shit all over that mother fucker.
To avoid shitting my pants, I ran to the Public Library to use their bathroom but the doors were locked so I launched a Chocolate Wall Grenade on the courtyard wall. Don’t worry the custodian has been notified.
by Jdan Cutsem August 22, 2018
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Ariana Grande ♡

Absolute beauty. Amazing acting skills, body and voice. She has acted in many films/tv series but her main roles are Cat Valentine and Chanel #2.

Piggy Smallz is the best, and Pete Davidson is amazing.

(Don't forget Toulouse)

Such an icon and Sweetener snatched all of our weaves.

Such a strong human being and is a role model to many. We love a queenand we don't know what we would do without her.

-we love you ariana ♡
Person 1: Who is that celebrity there?

Person 2: Oh thats Ariana Grande ♡!
by cutestbocabean October 9, 2018
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Ariana Grande

THE BEST PERSON EVER!!
Known for her most popular songs as “7 rings” “Thank u, next” “No tears left to cry” and more. She’s also in “Victorious” and “Sam & Cat”. Recently she and netflix made a movie called “Excuse me, I love you” and It’s available on netflix. While watching the movie you will look deeper into Arianas life and stuff about her.
Someone: do you like Ariana Grande?
Me: HELL YEAH I DO
Someone: okay I have never heard of her, gotta listen to her songs
Me: TRUST ME YOU WILL GET ADDICTED
by Arianas rat February 8, 2021
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Cooking The Grenade

In a FPS where you pull the pin of a grenade and hold onto it till just before it explodes then tossing it at an enemy for a almost unavoidable frag. (If done correctly the grenade will kill that person but won't harm you)
That noob is Cooking the Grenade on me! the cheap ass hoe!

Private Jenkins: Yo tailor what are you doing with that grenade? toss it man!

Corporal Tailor: I'm Cookin it on sec, *Tosses the grenade at the enemy*

*BOOM!*

*Enemy flops dead into the soldiers foxhole*
by TattleTailes June 8, 2010
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peso grande

Someone with great wealth and who attracts numerous women with said wealth, derived from the word 'peso' (Mexican currency) and 'grande' (Spanish for big and/or great).
Guy 1: You'd better talk to that chick quick.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: That 'peso grande' is about to talk to her.
Guy 2: Fuck, I wish I was 'peso grande' too.
by Moerator July 23, 2015
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fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.
A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!
by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 16, 2019
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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