GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022
The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
by StoogeNumber3 June 19, 2023
When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 04, 2021