French Fry Whore

the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.

"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"

by Miss Dorkette April 3, 2006

French Fry Fingers

Someone with really long skinny fingers. normally friends with sasquatches

person 1 "omg her fingers are so long and skinny!"
person 2 "They look like french fries"
person 3 "french fry fingers ! ha. ha. "

by bunzzz. December 30, 2007

dirty french fry

When you have doggy style sex with a female, you stick your finger in her ass, remove the finger, then stick the finger in her mouth.

I was having vigorous doggy style sex with Patti and I stuck my finger in her ass. Then I put it in her mouth and she sucked my finger like it was a dirty french fry

by Bubbles the Cat July 20, 2008

French Fry Man

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Comes to life when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing bright orange clothes and hats with yellow M's on them.

The evil French Fry Man Lurks around every corner of every street! Beware!

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

French Fry Lie

A fallacy statement either written or verbal against the French Fry.

Keith says that French Fries cannot be an appetizer, this is a French Fry Lie!

by AZBS August 29, 2011

Blackened French Fry

n. 1. A black person who hangs out with only white people. 2. A modern day definition for an Uncle Tom.

G-Cash used to be down for his people but now he's a blackened french fry.

by The Anonymous Insider February 2, 2008

wet french fry

When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.

Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT

by whoremones July 19, 2014