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flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it
by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025
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Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
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flicker gooning

A Dark Gooner technique; a state in which one goons so hard after a long period of edging (typically one week, but a Dark Gooner can go even further) that their eyes begin to flicker into the head.
Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
by goon-scholar May 22, 2024
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Flicker goon

The act of inserting an object (similar to a DS stylus) into one's urethra while master baring.
"I can goon for 8 hours"
"I can flicker goon for 7 seconds"
by Goon in 60 seconds June 1, 2024
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