Fletcher

A teenage guy known for having bushy eyebrows and very long hair. Wears white pants and dark shirts. Although these noticable flaws a Fletcher can land almost any girl, even though he has a noticeably small penis.

"Whoah look at those white pants, you are such a fletcher."

by afsgafg August 23, 2008

fletcher

a fletcher is the cutest, sweetest, funniest, most charming boy ever. usually has gorgeous eyes. he will even tickle your tummy. then he will leave u heartbroken

damnnn b you see fletchers new kicks. he’s really poppin.

by anonymous___________.. June 4, 2018

Fletcher

A hillbilly

Oh Fletcher is such a hillbilly

by Óscar is dumb October 24, 2018

fletcher

This is when a queer fucks another queer in the ass, finishing and then grabs a straw and sucks his own spunk out a spits it on his partners face... I hate queers!

That fuckin queer just performed a textbook fletcher.

by Fuckin dude September 19, 2008

Fletcher

A fletcher is a giant retarded person, no attractive qualities at all and literally illiterate.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.

Dude 1: "Hey why does that guy not know how to walk or read?"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"

by buddyfriendguy July 11, 2019

Fletcher

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.

Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....

by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010

Fletcher

An astronomically intellectual man with an IQ so high, it takes him mere moments to comprehend SAT level vocabulary and utilize them in a jaw-dropping intricate sentence. His chiseled jawline can cut through cheese.

Biggie-Mac- "Hey guys I forgot the knife to cut the Cheese for Cheese Club but its cool because we can just use Fletcher's chin.

Fletcher- "Quite satisfactory!"

by Mike Jim March 2, 2018