Freudian swype

A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.

Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."

by paperklutz January 23, 2011

Freudian Click

To accidentally send an angry or rude e-mail that says what you really think about a person.

Dear Kelly,

You are a two faced bitch. How can you make fun of other people while living with your own pimply face and lumpy ass? Are you fucking blind??

Sarah: "ohhhh crap, I didn't actually mean to send that! Damn, another Freudian Click!"

by TheMusician July 1, 2011

Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

Freudian Lisp

A statement by a closeted gay man that unintentionally, though clearly, announces his gayness to the whole world.

Can range from mildly suggestive (e.g., "Diva pop is a legitimate art form") to indisputable self-outing (e.g., "I bet cock doesn't taste so bad"). Often elicits eye rolls and uncomfortable coughing from those nearby.

"My closeted friend was talking about his calling in life and confided in me, 'Silk flowers are my passion.' What a Freudian Lisp. Just come out already!"

by Rumpspringa July 5, 2007

Freudian Click

Sending an email to someone by mistake.

A second after I hit "send", I realized that I had made a Freudian Click and emailed a love note to my ex instead of my boyfriend. So embarrassing!

by Cynyc January 12, 2009

Freudian nipple slip

When a woman claims to have accidentally exposed one or both of her breasts but subconsciously she really wanted everyone to see her tits.

I can't wait until Miley Cyrus has a Freudian nipple slip.

by CockFrobbler October 14, 2011

Freudian slip

Freudian slip means you accidentally reaveal the truth. Your subconcious mind makes u perform a action you didn't want to reaveal to someone.May be your brains way of setting a destiny that you thought only you could control the outcome of. A person may reaveal something subconsiously they want to keep conciously secret by preforming a reaction to a particullar situation. A fruedian slip can be perfomed verbally, memory, and/or physically to accidentally reveal the truth.In other words you accidentaly reaveal your secret thoughts, memory, or actions to ensure your possibly predetermend future.

A person performs a freudian slip to cause a reaction that will ensure a subconciously desired destiny.

by CrystalSky2 December 28, 2008