A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.
And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.
And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’
by RyanIsSleepy August 22, 2021
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. A young child who is depicted playing the (formerly insanely popular) game Fortnite and is extremely immature. Constantly screaming, throwing temper tantrums, floss-dancing/flossing, etc.. They are also portrayed as homophobic, racist, and most prominently sexist against women.
"He's such a Fortnite Kid. He always gets what he wants and is always screaming, crying or making an offensive, unfunny joke."
by goldenppballs June 22, 2022
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. Fortnite Kid: A small virgin who likes to ruin anything that exists by adding or talking about Fortnite
by Yaboiorangutang June 1, 2021
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. by kdsayy January 31, 2022
Get the fortnite kidmug. by MenartSmrdi June 1, 2021
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. 9 year olds that play a game called "Fortnite" where they just shoot each other and buy overpriced "skins". Many people call these cringe-y 9 year olds "fortnite kids". When fortnite kids start arguments over something, they mainly try to start an argument with someone that plays a really popular game called Roblox. Usually they miserably fail, continuing to prove the cringe that they are. Whenever they are in a game and get killed, they usually scream into a microphone if they have one.
Fortnite Kid: "Fortnite is such an amazing game i cant believe anyone would play things like "Roblox" that game is lame"
Litterally anyone: "Yeah Yeah.. you keep thinking that Fortnite Kid"
Fortnite Kid: "iM pRoUd oF pLaYiNg fOrTnItE sO sToP bEiNg a lOsEr aNd sO lAmE"
Litterally anyone: "Yeah Yeah.. you keep thinking that Fortnite Kid"
Fortnite Kid: "iM pRoUd oF pLaYiNg fOrTnItE sO sToP bEiNg a lOsEr aNd sO lAmE"
by Submitted By you May 23, 2021
Get the Fortnite Kidmug.