floaty bottom

a bottom that's an extreme airhead

Dumbass is a floaty bottom for acting so high and mighty

by Zombiemurdoras July 26, 2024

Floaty

This word is a level of high. So if you want to send a message to another stoner to describe how "high" you got or how high you are.

Danny: Bro this weekend I got floaty.
Rail: Niiice bro, I got floaty two weeks ago.

by TheAlmightyLoaf666 November 09, 2020

Floaty

That one child who randomly appears in your life at the most random of times. They are a great friend to
have and will always be there for you though. They always make you feel better when you're down and
are usually great artists/people.

Give me a mcfloaty...

by Floaty mc floats November 26, 2021

Floaties

Antibangs milkers

Me: So you worship the true and only god.
Stranger: Who?
Me: The god of Floaties. Antibang aka Elizabeth

by Subthy November 16, 2021

Floaty Ball

A magical ball that floats around the place, entertaining children everywhere.

Me: "that ball is floating, must be floaty ball."
Floaty Ball: "..."

by Floaty Boy March 20, 2016

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 08, 2020

Floatie

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022