C.R.A.F.T.

Acronym: Can't Remember A Fucking Thing

State of being exemplified by the avid partier.

You're such a craft.

by Mango May 11, 2004

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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now

Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

by LittleT March 19, 2012

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R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"

"haha...ROTFLAMO"

its more of an action than a word

by heathermichelle December 3, 2003

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C.R.A.F.T

Cant Remember A Fucking Thing

A group or gathering of people who wish to consume alcohol to another level.

"went out on friday, became o member of the craft society!"

by Dan November 17, 2003

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Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing!

As in "I'm having a C.R.A.F.T. moment". Sometimes caused by involuntary memory loss, sometimes a selective memory relapse used purposely to avoid getting involved in discussing an event.

by EStieB May 31, 2006

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C.R.A.F.T. is an acronym for the phrase "Can't Remember Fucking Thing". It is also the name of one of the worst bands to bless the planet. They take classic Irish tunes and then proceed to make the crapiest shuffle rock you've ever heard. Ironically, you'll never be able to forget the band because, honestly, who can forget three guys shitting in your ear?

Son: Mommy, who is that playing that music?

Mother: Why that's C.R.A.F.T. dear.

Son: When I grow up I also want to be part of the shittiest band ever created.

by DutchRutterlover December 13, 2010

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