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Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.
Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.
by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025
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GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.
If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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arjonosaurus fire extinguisher

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.
me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life
by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025
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