Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Eggman

More than a character, an emotion

You're looking pretty Eggman today

by Autumnshue April 1, 2021

EGGMAN

A dj with an egg related surname that lives for egg puns and donks

Wow jon you went proper eggman then!

by Djeggman78 June 8, 2021

eggman

A man that throws hardboiled eggs at the citizens of an innocent town and threatens them with gay hentai

"Oh no its eggman!"
"RUN!"

by CheeseCake420e October 29, 2020