enkush

MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL

Wow u are so enkush

by Turuu November 21, 2021

Ecks

The name of the last great emperor. Synonymous with sarcasm, amazing and horrible puns, margaritas and soju cocktails, and an obsession with the Korean. Usually found near his natural habitat: the dance floor, dancing to bachata remixes.

Emperor Ecks is here so you better have his margarita ready. Salt ring with no straw.

by bats777 November 22, 2021

Ecksdee

Similar to “XD” a popular expression used online, usually used for when you’re being sarcastic and/or don’t mean that it’s funny. Should be used through text messages as it will likely be awkward saying “Ecksdee” out loud

Person 1: Man did I really just get 56% on the test? Man ima flunk this so hard
Person 2: I got even lower ecksdee :)

by InZaneX3651 November 22, 2021

ectussy

ghost pussy

damn i wish ectussy was real

by áóé August 5, 2022

Eckstein Middle School

Have fucken fun here. Everyone that has walked within a 50 meter radius requires a stomach pump and 4 years of physical therapy, and 8 of mental therapy. Every single girl here is either white and says the dreaded n-word, or are black and record themselves giving dudes top in the fucking bathrooms. Speaking of, don't go. They're full of retards vaping, or jacking off, rarely it's used as the glorious shit-palace it should be. And it's full of people using their phones cuz of the retarded ass phone rules.
Once you're actually in class, you immediately pray for egress from the small-ass room. Unless you manage to get the holy trinity, Music, US History and Algebra 1. However, once the period ends, you're still not allowed to use your phone. Ms. Cristobitch the midget will snatch it right up. Strike one, hoe. Unless you're a fucking white girl, in which case Mr. Weyers will fantasize , not realizing your phone is out.
In conclusion, don't go here. For your sake.

Anon: God, please let me leave this fuckass school.
Anon 2: At Eckstein Middle School? No way! Have fun suffering!

by #1 Kanye Meatrider December 5, 2023

Eckistan

An imaginary country/nation that's made up of mentally il people.

"Those politicians might as well be running an Eckistan with the stupidity they have!"

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.

Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"

by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024