dresser of hair

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016
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Dresser Messer

Verb The act of defecating shitting in a dresser or other place. Especialy, but not limited to, the socks and underwear draw.
1. Any place in which some one stores their clothes. ie. beurau, chifferobe, suitcase drawer etc. can all be devestaded by a well placed dresser messer
2.I left a mean dresser messer in the master bedroom of that house party last night.
by Eshmack September 29, 2011
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cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes as jewellery, presumably in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her original music video "Like a Virgin".

Because Madonna has long identified as an Italian woman, someone who is AMAB or pagan but presents as her would be a male-to-female cross dresser.
A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad. No one would do that.
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
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carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
its carrot dresser time
by Fost Ape September 13, 2017
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