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Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese

I think I have coined a new term. See example for personal anecdote that got me thinking more than I should have. Submit to the Editors first I shall. But I think this definition holds water. May it be up on a forum somewhere that we may ask the Community for its Inclusion/Exclusion?

An Upper Middle Shelf amount of money. More than a Knot by a lot. A WHOLE LOT.

First Discovered with six tightly stretched rubber-bands encompassing approximately three inches of one hundred dollar bills firmly sandwiching roughly two inches of fifty dollar bills. The precise recipe is a rare find, with most examples leaning more towards the inverse ratio. Note the size of the HAND presenting it with thumb on bottom middle and as many fingers that can reach the middle top of the specimen with less top grip demonstrating a Superior Sammich. Small enough hands can make a knot LOOK like A Double Guap-a-Lucci WithOUT Cheese.

But Because CABLE GUY WRESTLE BREAST MILK (Cheese All Bread, Lucci Effect Guaps Undeniably. Yes, When Racks Equal Stacks, Then Lucci Equates Bread; Racks Equal All Stacks, Money Is Lucci Kid), theoretical examples are known to exist in the minds of SCRUBS (Shitty Crooks Running Ultra Bull Shit)...

Money fanned up the arm is not a Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese and is considered to be a Light Brunch.
Nobody wants to Host that.
Especially true if a legitimate specimen is desired.
Y: Do you know what A Double Guap-a-Lucci With Cheese is?
M: What?
Y: I didn't even know it existed until yesterday.
M: Werd?
Y:Jep. This guy flexed one out of his Fanny Pack worn diagonally across his torso.
M:Nice! Gots them broccoli do he?
Y:NO! His Black make China White.
M:*Turns on "Let's Plan A Robbery" by Three 6 Mafia and Queues "Robbery" by SouthSide Players .
by BigTomFoSheezy June 1, 2021
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Double Gavlinski

A sex move featuring one person sandwiched by two others in which all three are simultaneously fucking and laughing.
Last night was so fun, I went home with that couple from the bar and we had a Double Gavlinski!
by PinballRocker May 21, 2015
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double ghost poop

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
by Anty127 May 11, 2014
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Double Grav

The act of taking two grav hits, one after the other, in one breath. Only one with extreme lung capacity, or said Grav Master can finish a full Double Grav.
Wow, did you just see him take that Double Grav!?!
by GoC187 December 15, 2010
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N.I. double Guh ER

The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER
Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
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Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.
My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump
by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022
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double growler

When two bros take shits at the same time in adjacent stalls
Yo, Jeff, want to go work out a double growler with me?
by bigsexydlinn May 26, 2010
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