Darren 

Walking like a dagger with swagger. That slicked back hair stops and makes you stare. That deep dark gaze leaves you feeling like your amongst a maze. Da bowl isn't left empty with a smolder like dat. Big for your boots...more like wretched cheap books.

person 1- whats that?
person 2- I can smell that izi meyaki from miles away!
person 1 - ITS A DARREN
person 2- This beep just got real

Darren by charlottedaboibackoffinnit February 6, 2020

Darren 

An annoying lil kid that nobody likes and butts in every goddamn Conversation in this planet and looks like a snapping turtle.

Person: Get The Fuck away from me Darren you look like a motherfucking snapping turtle.
Darren:I will bite you bitch

Darren by Keemstar'sDad6996969LOLO May 30, 2017

Darren 

A really cool jerk. I love to sit on the phone with him while he's with his friends. He's so sweet. He's also a meanie, but I don't mind. :)

Darrens my sweety.

Darren by Sara, No H November 28, 2009

Darren 

Darren is a sexy and cool guy. Also he has a giant cock .

OH MY GOD DARREN, ITS SO BIG!

Darren by fortnitemasterxd123 April 29, 2020

DARREN 

Absolute chad of a gamer 9000 hours on rust with his only rival being blooprint he maintains this balance of being a chad by having a amazing sex life with your mom.

GODDAMNIT ITS THE 6’4 CHAD DARREN WHY IS HE SO MANLY AND GOOD - Blooprint.

DARREN by Grozmit August 25, 2022

darren 

the best person really funny all around great guy would love to meet another darren

darren is funny just like u

darren by dodpo March 15, 2019

Darren 

a person with a bmi of less than 13.

"is that a stick"
"no its just darren"

Darren by wilson joe October 20, 2019