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cowpoke

a desparate cowboy who is willing to sleep with anybody.. (not precluding cows)
Cowpoke was so desperate that he woke up next to a fat bitch
by ¡Bo8! September 7, 2003
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Cowper

someone who is really ugly/annoying!
oh god they are such as cowper!
by Bossart January 13, 2008
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cowpocalypse

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.
What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it
by soysauce5 November 13, 2011
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cowpounded

The process of receiving poundage from behind and in particular from a cow.
"The old man shrieked when he felt a sudden f being cowpounded.

A smacking echo ensued when the old man was entered from behind by a fellow bovine creature. He had been cowpounded.
by cowabunga cowboy February 21, 2011
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cowpolk

When you poke a cow with your bumpy dick
Little Jimmy Stewart was caught cowpolking his cow and now he has to go to the doctor for some bumpy dick cream
by Jonandheather October 1, 2015
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cowpowder

burgers are made of cowpowder
by Novaglow January 11, 2019
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Reverse Cowperson

When you are laying down on the bed and the your sexual partner starts riding your dick/strap-on like a mechanical bull while they are turned away from you. Often used to conceal one's identity and gender for casual sex.
Persom 1: Who was that person you hooked up with last night?
Person 2: I'm not sure, never saw their face.
Person 1: Well, was it a dude or a chick?
Person 2: Don't know, we did it Reverse Cowperson style.
by Gain Diddends November 22, 2020
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