Comma Fail

When one leaves the school, many of what one learned won't be used now on, but anyway, there are some stuff one have to know how and when to use, as a matter of avoiding huge embarrassing moments, like the use of comma, specially when chatting indeed.

RandomChat(room1):

Guy1: Hey!Hey!Hey dude!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Hey!Hey! Hey duuuuuuudeee!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dud…
Guy2: I'M EATING SHIT!!!!
Guy1: hmm….well….aah…ugh…I think you should put a comma after eating, seriously.
Guy2: oh f***, that's the third comma fail today, shit!

by Sean McFlannigan May 14, 2011

Comma Com

When typing in a url, you accidently type a comma instead of a period before the dot com. A frustratingly long load time waiting for the nonexistent site to load ensues.

www.youtube,com
"Bob Saget, another comma com."

by BushLeague February 27, 2009

Comma Fucker

A reference to someone that corrects friends grammar in emails, text messages, and online chats.

Mary is a real comma fucker, she just let me know it was you're instead of your. She's probably on the rag.

by Monkey kiss face December 18, 2009

made it to commas

The term is in reference to money.

When an individual has no less then $1,000.00 (the first time a comma can appear in terms of wealth).

To finally have real money.

"My Daddy's commissary made it to commas."
---Kendrick Lamar

by Sub_T July 30, 2017

Adirondack comma

Fuck, and the variations of it, being used excessively within a few sentences. Native to upstate New York, primarily the Adirondacks.

While complaining about work, Mike used the Adirondack Comma, saying fuck/fucking in every other sentence.

by radcad October 25, 2017

Orman commas

Inappropriately placed commas that seem to abruptly interrupt speech, similar to the way Suze Orman speaks.

When speaking using "Orman commas" one may speak like this: "Let's go, to, the burger joint. We then, should, order some, burgers."

by AlecBaldwin December 20, 2010

Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message

me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness

by commablindness September 21, 2017