The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
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a game coming in 2020 or came in 2020 (if you're reading this after 2020) this game takes place in the cold war era (as mentioned in the title) with returning characters as seen in the trailer

and not just characters ,Activision made a twitter poll for the community to see if the CoD Community wants Prestige System back ,so that could return too
Friend 1: hey bro you seen the new Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Trailer? I'm so HYPED!!

Friend 2: yeah I'm super HYPED ,I just CANNOT WAIT!!!

Friend 1: yeah ,cant wait to see my favourite characters come back!!
by Bounds046 September 7, 2020
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Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism
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A rivalry between the Soviets and the Americans ,starting 1st of January 1947 and ending 1st of January 1991

A War that does not escalate a lot of heat (as in military attention)
The cold war started in 1947

The two countries are having a cold war
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Call of Duty Cold War: The single most forgettable call of duty in the history of all things to exist.
Bro this game makes Cold War look fun
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A period right after world war II when the soviet union & the united states decided to compete for who can build more dangerous weapons while not fighting each other because they'd definitely use their nukes on each other which would end up in nuclear fallout & the destruction of the entire planet which is why no military is ever allowed to use nukes. They're allowed to keep them though.
The cold war was like a very serious game show that the USSR somehow lost.
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