Tiny remnants of toilet tissue lint stuck to a stripper's crotch after a hasty pee with no wet wipe in sight. Typically these low key hitchhikers aren't apparent at first, but become glaringly obvious beneath the black lights. They're now glow in the dark florescent and spread eagle across the center stage.
Who 'dat doin' splits on stage? Dat Discrete? No waaaaay! Sumboddy needa tella she got clitty litter all over ha cooch!
by Suzana L. September 5, 2025
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"I have to get this bathing suit off, I have clitty litter, cats are gonna wanna come and piss on my pussy soon!"
by Tacosdorados July 4, 2019
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by damitchman February 19, 2020
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