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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under 

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.
After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

Chocolate Thunder from Down Under 

Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole

Chocolate Thunder from Down Under 

When you’re engaged in anal sex with a black BBW and she begins to twerk on your dick while still inside her.
Bro did that chick from the bar last night let you get a taste of the chocolate thunder from down under?

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under 

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.
I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.

Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball 

One of the most obscure and legendary of all gay sex acts. First the penetrator ejaculates into the penetratee's rectum. Then the penetratee presses his anus firmly against the penetrator's rectum and farts the semen back into the penetrator. The penetratee they sucks the semen out of the penetrator's rectum and spits it into the penetrator's mouth. Level of difficulty... ten.
He totally gave me they best birthday gift. A Double Chocolate Thunder Creampie Snowball. It was amazing.

Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben 

Its a Thing Thing, you wouldn't understand.
"Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben"