carriage-shy

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

by dilettante August 1, 2008

carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.

Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.

by Steezmiester June 21, 2020

Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018