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Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay
by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018
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Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
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