cappie

a derogatory word used to refer to a capitalist; the opposite of commie.

Arrrgh, look at all the homeless people! Those dirty cappies just can't live without people in poverty, can they?

by PBJelly6 November 9, 2024

Cappy

Calm-happy

I’m feeling cappy today

by Empro June 27, 2025

Cappie

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/

A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.

Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."

Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.

by Erequoisèlobie August 6, 2024

Cappie

Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.

Mikhail: That bastard Cappie won't have a single hour of hard labour in his life.

by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025

Cappy’s

A verb used to refer to yourself/someone else who is about to black out and puke everywhere

Mark: Bro I’m so hammered

Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later

by myhairysack21 May 19, 2024

Cappy

A top hat living in the cap kingdom in Super Mario Odyssey. He is now friends with Mario.

I like how Cappy is now replacing Mario's hat in this game

by elaboratescanner04 May 27, 2024