Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks

Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards

by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025

Condor

Captain long dick. A tall gentleman. Expect drunk driver. Drinks anything available. Puts snowboarding over hoes. always Wears Sperry's and Patagonia vest to the bar.

Aye condor pass me a Busch

by Hurricane Z January 3, 2020