chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016