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Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
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BlackBurner

Criminal organization that specializes in being dank and breaking into any building that interests them. You can find them sneaking into hotel pools for a dip and school to eat crackers
Blackburners r kool
by Eeeeeeppss July 9, 2020
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Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
by El-Leppard June 30, 2019
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