Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

A tall, usually Jewish man who ripped his trusty overalls while climbing around somewhere he shouldn’t have been. A true hater at heart. However, like the grinch, his heart will grow with time.
Person 1: Who’s that guy with the expensive camera, blue raspberry slushee, and a dream?
Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!
Person 2: Why, that’s Bernardo T. of course!
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by Bigdickguy375 March 18, 2024

Person 1: Whats your name?
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!
Bernardo: Bernardo
Person 1: i bet you’re shit at football
Bernardo: What gave it away?!?!
by SchlongISlong October 3, 2021

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS
by Mami1303 September 7, 2021

by Sabrina Butcher October 12, 2023
