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hoe bag

someone who is a douche; and is alliberately being an obnoxious fuck
hey you ! shut up and stop being a hoe bag.
by wadzinky June 21, 2015
mugGet the hoe bagmug.

hoe bag

people who have sex and having multiple farts at the same time (mostly referring to women)

or

whores that have sex with paper bags
your lil' hoe bag did 69 to my dad.. all i could hear was a contant FRRTT sound....
by hobo da mofo May 20, 2004
mugGet the hoe bagmug.

Trash Bag Chicken Hoe

It's the hoe with the trash bag booty that brings the trash bag chicken to the party on a boat.
"Is dat all u be bringin to da party u trash bag chicken hoe?" or
"Get ur trash bag chicken hoe ass off my boat!"
by himsandhers April 16, 2010
mugGet the Trash Bag Chicken Hoemug.

hoe bag bitch

a short blonde girl who dyes her hair as much as a balding old man is a hoe bag bitch she tells secrest and shits on orphon puppies just for laughs she enjopys licking dog dicks on rainy after noons and sometimes (when lucky) gets a taste of her cousins! the whole family jumps in on ths! :)
by yo mam so fat.... January 14, 2009
mugGet the hoe bag bitchmug.

Dumb Hoe Bag

A person,typically female who doesn't care for one person so she sleeps with the whole town
by Run nigga nigga May 29, 2016
mugGet the Dumb Hoe Bagmug.

Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.
OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!
by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011
mugGet the Hoe Bagged Squirrelmug.

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