Lostus Augustus

A lostus Augustus is a person which is as lost as Augustus glubsch (the guy out of Charly and the chocolate factory)

Invented by a person called Luzia Bodenberger

Your friend tripped and then you say “you’re such a Lostus Augustus” because of their stupidity

by Donut-lover May 30, 2022

Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam

Jamie gets al the pussy he lives none for anyone else. All that’s left is the cum squirting out.

Jamie Augustus Hargrove-Milam broke up with his girl and stole yours.

by Bigdickguy375 March 18, 2024

The Augustus Gloop

When you buttfuck someone while they are taking a dump.

They listened to GG Allin records while he pep-talked her into doing The Augustus Gloop.

by Fuckered Up November 20, 2025

Matthew Augustus Woodworth

A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.

Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth

by MadhatterJ July 5, 2017