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hugo albino

dickhead who lives by himself and jacks of to jimmy saville
by hugo the albino June 1, 2016
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albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.
"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."
by zeiek June 27, 2005
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albino turd

A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.
I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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Albino monkey

It's a derogatory term to refer to a White guy or girl. Because White people are hairy like monkeys.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
Native American - look at that ugly Albino monkey.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
by Wolvess November 6, 2011
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albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.
Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.
by MajorasShart September 14, 2013
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Albino Bat

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.
"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."

"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.

Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
by JSR1 September 2, 2014
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Albino dolphin

The act of a person shaving his body and bleaching his butthole to achieve the soft like dolphin skin and blowhole.
As Jerry was bent over in front of the mirror and admiring his bleached asshole and ever so soft shaved body, he realized that he achieved the look of an albino dolphin.

Jerry wouldn’t admit that the albino dolphin is as gay as his Saturn Sky.
by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022
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