(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
by DJ McBojangles March 7, 2015
When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.
by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021
A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.
by Th0th870 October 10, 2007
When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006
The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
by The big Ian May 24, 2006
when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.
why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln
im giving you an abraham lincoln
by jenkem110 July 9, 2009
An Abraham Lincoln is when you are having anal sex with a women, and right before you jizz, pull out your meat stick, you spit on her back. Now she thinks you are done, when she turns around jizz on her, and procede to put your pubes in her face.
by Ryan Rice June 29, 2006