The man who thinks he can stop a war with his fart. Puts Instagram stories against social matters and thinks it is solved instantly. The type of guy to say "I got chicks" but only has a fat stomach and chicken inside the stomach. He also tends to have friends who do gay stuff with him.
by Abhinav'sswettyballs March 10, 2022

A short guy living near ware house in Kalpetta with 10 inch p**nis and extreme salivation while seeing girls above 28.
by Dingi dingdong January 30, 2024

He is a randiboi
by Urfatherjoseph November 23, 2021

Abhinav is a common Indian male name, derived from the Sanskrit language, meaning 'forever new', and theja is the 'first light ray of the sun'. The words originate from the Rigveda. Like his name, Abhinav theja is young, powerful and innovative. He is constantly learning and improving himself, spreading happiness all over. He is the smartest of the lot, funny, talented, creative, and so easy to be friends with. Never betray him, he will quite up. He has big plans and knows how to be successful.
by Westayhungry November 24, 2021

Absolute dweeb that sulks as he is full of hatred. He is tall and lanky so of course, it's short down there. Though some may think he's a caring and selfless guy, he is quite the oppposite. Abhinav always has an ulterior motive. He is your best friend until you realize he is your worst enemy.
" Dude Abhinav fucked me over"
" bro I abhinaved that assignment"
" I heard Abhinav got pegged by some bitches last night "
" bro I abhinaved that assignment"
" I heard Abhinav got pegged by some bitches last night "
by diarrheagonorrhea March 24, 2022

A man who has an extremely low libido. Does not like to interact with women and prefers interacting with his own hand.
Dude that girl was hitting on him so bad but still he refused to get his hands dirty, I'm sure he's an Abhinav
by Yeda anna November 24, 2021

abhinav is a GOD and he feeds the peasents using his semen YOU FEED ON HIS SEED, be grateful that you are not STARVING to death like the rest. He is gay but doesn't tell anyone.
by overwatch69 April 27, 2022
