abe lincoln

Just before you're about to go down on a girl with a hairy bush, you squirt some krazy glue on your chin, and quickly go to town. Her hair will instantly become bonded to your chin. When her pubes are sufficiently adhered, you yank your face up quickly thus yanking most of the pubic hair out of her mount. You are now covered with an Abe Lincoln type beard.
This is actually a "partial" abe lincoln. See full abe lincoln for more details.

Dude, I gave that beeotch an abe lincoln, and now she wants to charge me with assault!! whats up with that!?!

by Joe Swift June 9, 2007

Abe Lincoln coke run

Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.

Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.

by Old man Dub November 2, 2009

Abe Lincoln

While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.

My girlfriend was pissed because she had to wash her hair again after I gave her an "Abe Lincoln."

by J&N'SBUDDY May 12, 2007

abe lincoln

Slang for any kind of sports drink, but Gatorade brand in particular.

"Pass me some of that abe lincoln, I need to emancipate my thirst."

by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

abe lincoln

this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.

after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS!!!!!

by bean flicker July 21, 2006

Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

by rusaidmj November 16, 2006

Abe Lincoln Stinkin'

The act of putting 1 dollar worth of pennies in a woman's asshole and banging her until climax. Then, forcing her to fart. However many pennies come out after the initial fart, is how much you spend on her dinner that night.

Oh damn, Chris really treated his girlfriend to the dollar menu last night after giving her the Abe Lincoln Stinkin'.

by BostonTanzi November 28, 2018