wesleys

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

Wesley

Gay bitch

Person 1: Oh hey look it’s Wesley!
Person 2: Oh yeah the gay bitch

by ok-buddy12 October 21, 2019

Wesley

A kid who just went swimming and now he glows.

My name is Dan, and my name's Rose, our son Wesley kinda glows, and that's not gug, so we suppose we should let it grow.

by XXXXYYYY January 4, 2021

Wesley

What a dick, nuff said

Fuck you wesley

by @Raydonimous August 24, 2019

wesley

someone who smokes the erb, who hits bamboo bongs like a pro, rolls blunts like cigars. and best of all a straight up chiller.

dude roll a wesley blunt.

by ahdjgnjkd hknlks October 8, 2010

Wesley

A kind and friendly human being I've ever met! We all love you Wesley!! <33

Wesley is kind :D

by GachaOreoYt June 1, 2021

Wesley

Noun: An ass passing gas.
Verb: To fart in copious amounts, often resulting in soiled undergarments.
Adj: One who has the ability to fart on command.

Kyle: "Did you just wesley?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, do you smell it?"
Kyle: "Dude you should totally check your pants."

by AfFlIcTeD StAtE August 20, 2010