Monkey girl fuck slave

A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.

My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.

by DAX December 26, 2012

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Fuck your friend’s girl day

On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day

On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends

Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

National fuck a short girl day

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

National fuck your Italian Girl Day

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.

Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

by IHateIndianPpl223 November 12, 2019

Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10

Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10

BRO I WENT TO HER AND SHE SAID YES CUZ ITS NOV 10 DUDE

special day dudes but consent first

Wanna do something it's nov 10?

Yeah of course! Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10

by realmonke82 November 01, 2021