january 19,2011

a predetermined date of where 3 secretaries of the united states military branches gather and put their name in a hat to decide who will take office if the president is assassinated. one name will be picked and most likely will be ray Mabus which is the name "Mabus0" which Nostradamus predicted to be the last antichrist who is the secretary of the navy who of which has several friendly ties to middle eastern leaders (good and bad). there are 7 Russian nuclear bomb cases missing with bombs in them. who would want bombs like that in the first place? and if Mabus has ties to the middle east and if "you know who" has the cases and if Mabus becomes president and put that together and there you go. you have yourselves a disaster in plan. but it may not occur until a couple days perhaps a month after Mabus is in office

terrorists, betrayal, destruction, January 19,2011 disaster

by Chazzmaster November 4, 2010

January 4 2011

The day a stoopid person was born into this world and caused chaos among everyone

1:"Hey were you born January 4 2011"
2:"Yeah why?"
1:"Yeah your a stoopid person"

by Zoe Fan September 24, 2021

2011

The awesome year.

Yaaaaaaaay go 2011

by babtothebone February 22, 2011

2011

The year of all things fancy, including (but not limited to) lipstick and pearls.

1. 2011 is the last full year of Earth's existence and I intend to drop dead gorgeously.

2. My New Years resolution for the year 2011: Wear lipstick, pearls, and high heels.

3. Speechies have truly embraced 2011. They're so fancy!

by rillinator January 15, 2011

infiniti qx56 2011

THE FUCKING SEXIEST CAR IN THE WORLD. HOW GOOD THIS CAR IS YOU CAN CATCH THE GAS FUMES IN A JAR AND GET A KIA WITH IT.

infiniti qx56 2011

by SOMEONE1234543 May 17, 2012

It's 2011 not 1605

A response/comeback to someone who is deemed as a racist or uses racial slurs.

Usually used on the internet against trolls.

Troll: Well this video of a black man robbing an old white woman, is proof all blacks are criminals. They should be locked up or made to be slaves again, and that's how it should be.

Response: Oh shut up about "slaves", seriously, get a new joke. Every race has had slaves, not just black people you fool. Seriously get with the times, it's 2011 not 1605 !!

by Og Internet G November 6, 2011

Hockey World Cup Final 2011

One of the most ledgendary hockey games ever in the history of World Cup hockey ever (15 May 2011). At least according to us, the Finns, who kicked Sweden's ass, 6-1. Siriusly, it was LEDGENDARY.

The first victory for Finland in 16 years, the previous one being from Sweden in Sweden in May 1995, you can bet your ass that this was celebrated like no other. Anywhere you went, you could hear shouts of Den glider in and Ihanaa, Leijonat, ihanaa; the centre of Helsinki was full of people in various stages of drunkeness, singing, dancing, yelling and hugging complete strangers. Today, 16 May 2011, the entire nation is experiecing a colloquial hangover, even those who didn't drink anything last night, because those who did kept up everyone else. Today is the day when no one really cares if you're not 100% on top of your game, because no one else is either. Today, we celebrate. SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS.

Finn 1: Did you watch the Hockey World Cup Final 2011?
Finn 2: Yeah, it was a total bloodbath!
Finn 3: YEAH, IHANAA, LEIJONAT, IHANAA!
Finn 2: DEN GLIDER IN!
All: SIX FUCKING ONE, SUCKERS!

by amy luu collis June 9, 2011