Cat

A cat is a very cute animal spoiled by humans probably due to how cute it is

1. I want to sleep, but my cat is screaming like I'm starving him
2. Aww, my cat is so cute! Too bad he's such a jerk

by cathaterjklol February 9, 2019

Boneless cat

Vagina, pussy, female reproductive organs.

I'm going to eat some boneless cat later

by Roadkill667242 October 6, 2021

Cat

An adorable demon that lives in your house

Guy1.oh you have a cat aren't those things like house demons?

Guy2.Dont worry mine is sweet

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016

Cat Waster

A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.

"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."

by silentsabre June 19, 2012

Cat

A large, feathered beast sporting 12 appendages from its forehead with a large leg splitting infinitely out for it to grip and climb. It has the ability to infest your dreams and thoughts with its spawn and can slowly degrade your sanity until it deems you weak enough to kill.

I petted a cat.

by Swiftlemur December 19, 2022