trap one off

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick

Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

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one fuck whip

you fuck once, you're whipped

yo where's jack???

he got one fuck whipped last week and now he's engaged!!!

by duck agus December 29, 2011

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one eyed mule

A stubborn person or thing. From the old saying, "Stubborn as a one eyed mule."

I'm trying to get the jam open but this lid is stubborn as a one eyed mule!

by Dictive March 20, 2011

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One Rep Champion

When you go to a gym and you see people who load too much weight up on a machine and then proceed to do 1- 4 repetitions with extremely poor form and improper technique, which generally leads to hilarious outcomes.

Also used to describe people who load up machines to make themselves seem strong. but in reality are just weak and making a fool of themselves

Mate "Hey dude check out that guy over there trying to dumbbell curl 20 Kg's"
Me "Hahaha yeah, he's got more swing happening than a major league baseballer. What a one rep champion!"

Mate "look at Herp, he loaded up 150kg's on bench"
Me "...........yeah but if his spotter wasn't there he wouldn't be able to do half of that weight"
Mate " Look at him, whatta head!"
Me "ONE REP CHAMPION"

by scriberz June 22, 2011

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